Some observations on life and computing


The number of parallel programs I have embarked on is less than the number of deadlocks I have created.
Ken Kennedy

I have never written a program with pointers where I did not try to traverse a circular list.
Ken Kennedy

In life, everything is important.

Everything else is not.

Janusz Kowalik

Parallelism decreases as maturity increases.

Parallelism decreases as flexibility increases.

H. T. Kung

I want to build everything as simply as possible, since everything is complicated
Dan Slotnick

After floating point, no one ever thought again.
Dan Slotnick

Don't let that trouble you. I refuse to discuss that assumption.
Dan Slotnick

Existence is trivial from the finiteness of the universe.
Dan Slotnick

I don't know how to teach it to students, and I can't do it myself.

Maybe those two are related.

Dan Slotnick

I took a vow 27 years ago never to do another divide.
Dan Slotnick

The good Lord made graduate students, and if He ever stops, we're dead.
Dan Slotnick

It would be strange to me if shared memory machines were the way to go.
Geoffrey Fox

You have to stand there with your wire-wrap gun before a programmer will take you seriously.
Tom Knight

Even if the machine is a flop, you will need a good programming environment for it.
George Michael

VAXes are the marijuana of the university crowd.
George Michael

This is like collecting statistics on undetected murders.
Pete Stewart

If we lose a data record, it's of no consequence. We have plenty more data.
Pat Savage

Don't worry about semantics. I'm dealing with abstract engineering concepts.
Ed Fredkin

You could have a hot computer, a warm computer, a cold computer, each running off the heat of the previous one.
Ed Fredkin

If God, having some kind of fit, threw the gearshift of time into reverse, the spoon would fly off the table.
Ed Fredkin

The only reason no one ever knew this before is because no one wanted to know this before.
Ed Fredkin

It is now crystal clear (to a very small number of people).
Ed Fredkin

This is sort of a terribly interesting idea.
Ed Fredkin

To become a physicist, you must sign in blood that you won't be upset by things that make no sense and can't be explained.
Ed Fredkin

When you widen the diameter of knowledge, you increase the periphery of ignorance.
Elias Rowe

A good idea is not necessarily a bright idea.
Howard Resnikoff

It never hurts to have a supporting argument for something people are already doing.
Howard Resnikoff

Testing is not a religion I have to believe in.
Zvi Kedem

This isn't yesterday's lecture. He's getting his arithmetic right.
Quentin Stout